Two Plus Two Older Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Older Archives > 2+2 Communities > Other Other Topics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old 09-02-2005, 07:45 AM
cpitt398 cpitt398 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 139
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right?

BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 09-02-2005, 07:46 AM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Isla Vista
Posts: 1,536
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

I heard this last night when me and the 5-6 other people who were at the house walked in right after 2 people were done boning.

"What just happened"
"We had sex"
"Bullshit, I didn't feel anything"
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 09-02-2005, 07:49 AM
Yeti Yeti is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 30
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
My friend- Hold on, let me put on a condum.
Her- Oh, you're one of "those" guys.

[/ QUOTE ]
Ah, man I gotta stop drinking fizzy stuff while I read these boards. Just got pepsinosed (again).

[/ QUOTE ]

No, you didn't. Stop saying this [censored].
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 09-02-2005, 07:54 AM
Seadood228 Seadood228 is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:00 AM
dcasper70 dcasper70 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 127
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Say my name"


Unfortunately, I was:
A) Wasted
B) Wrong

C) Leaving... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I had a girl ask me her name before while she climbing ontop of me. Did you do like me and just take a random guess hoping to miraculously get it right?

BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though


[/ QUOTE ]

Of course you have to throw a name out, but I tried dancing around the issue a little first.

I did not share your luck with my incorectness...
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:03 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 417
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

Do what I used to, just call them 'honey', all of them, straight away. That way you don't end up calling Susan 'Helen', or Jenny 'Waynetta' etc etc

I still call my wife 'Honey', just in case [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:04 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 9
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

[/ QUOTE ]

How drunk was she?
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:10 AM
thatpfunk thatpfunk is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: San Diego
Posts: 9
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
BTW I was wrong. Still hit it though

[/ QUOTE ]

How drunk was she?

[/ QUOTE ]

I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:14 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 9
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
I have laughed off quite a few of these. Most girls realize how drunk they must be to be hooking up with a guy that drunk, they no longer care.

[/ QUOTE ]

Of course this is true. The girl drunk with the intention of hooking with a guy she barely knew. The guy got drunk with the intention of hooking up with a girl he wouldn't do if he could see straight. Who cares about names? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 09-02-2005, 08:15 AM
bosoxfan bosoxfan is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: massachusetts
Posts: 10
Default Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up

[ QUOTE ]
"Is it in yet?"

[/ QUOTE ]

What do you mean is it in? I'm already done.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:25 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.