Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose

[Matt Flynn]

This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.

No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well.

Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice.

Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it.