What's a good response when someone asks you what cards you had?

[TheCroShow]

i like exercising honesty at the table...sets em up for that key pot you can lie your way out of. a matter of preference and you can really only get away with it at lower limit tables but i'm not shy about showing my hands. then when you scoop that nice pot and your opponent asks what you had, you can lie and say "aces up" or something...make sure you muck your cards first.

another good response "you beat!" layne flack said that to matusow in one of the wpt's for season 3.