How do you insult this guy?

[DCJ311]

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How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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The answer is simple.

Calmly disengage from the conversation, and walk into the nearest bathroom. Then proceed to give him an Upper Decker. Bonus points for giving the husband a stink palm after doing your business.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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The answer is simple.

Calmly disengage from the conversation, and walk into the nearest bathroom. Then proceed to give him an Upper Decker. Bonus points for giving the husband a stink palm after doing your business.

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THIS IS CLEARLY THE CORRECT PLAY!!!!!!1

[rory]

The reason why you are having trouble coming up with an answer is you are asking the wrong question. The correct question is, "How do I make my wife feel better?"

[nickey009]

I'd probably say something like:

"I'm sooo sorry we can't all have such perfect physical features like yourself. God, really smiled upon you when he was dealing out your looks. What are you even doing in these parts with us common folk? Shouldn't you be jet setting it to Paris or something?"

In the end it points out how worthless making fun of someone's physical features really is.

Put my arm around me girl and walk away.

[Inthacup]

"You know, you're right. My wife does have a big nose. It must be 3 inches. Do you always get jealous when you see something bigger than your dick?"

Then you spit in his face, punch him until he's unconcious, rape him right there in front of everyone, give him a cleveland steamer, take pics, and post them on 2+2

[Jeff W]

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I'd probably say something like:

"I'm sooo sorry we can't all have such perfect physical features like yourself. God, really smiled upon you when he was dealing out your looks. What are you even doing in these parts with us common folk? Shouldn't you be jet setting it to Paris or something?"

In the end it points out how worthless making fun of someone's physical features really is.

Put my arm around me girl and walk away.

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Did you see this on an episode of reading rainbow?

Passive aggressive insults make you look weak.

[Slacker13]

Tell him the jerk store called...

No really, I would most likely say "your a fing prik" and see where it leads from there. If violence unsued then were scrapping.

[nickey009]

I missed that episode of reading rainbow. Why try and out A-hole the A-hole? Take the high road and be the bigger person. Kicking the crap out of someone doesn't make me a better person.

[Eurotrash]

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walk up close and say:

"why would you do that?..."

"what's so funny about that?..."

"that was incredibly rude.....no no no, don't run away."

<grabs shirt>

"Here we are minding our own business and you say something incredibly nasty."

<awkward pause>

you're a jerk.

YOU'RE A JERK!

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haha, this bit is brilliant, well done. I used it in a different thread and nobody appreciated it there either.

[rory]

murder his daughter in her bed and when he is crying at her funeral roll up and scream, "LOL LOOK AT THE PUSSY CRY WAAH!!!" that will show him.