1 week to live ......

[PocketJokers72]

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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If I ever end up in your town for more than 5 minutes, can I please just follow you around and pretend we are bestest buds? I'll even carry the boom-box that plays your theme music. (Wakka-chika wakka-chika)

Purty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!?!

With sugar on top?

Quite likely the most correct answer I have ever seen to a question like this. Hail, Kurosh King!

Liars, Liars. Liars.

When it is HYPOTHETICAL, everyone is a badass.

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

In real life it would be this

1) Uncontrollable crying
2) Trying to find religion and praying to whatever God will listen.
3) Spending 3 of those days in a doctors office waiting for the second opinion to confirm you now have 4 days to live.


Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

[Sightless]

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

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Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL

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Almost spilled my coffee. Oh man I'm tearin' up...can't stop laughing! LMAO that is awesome.

One week to live, huh? I could imagine all kinds of illegal activity. But since this isn't in my nature and the slim chance of being told the wrong info (as mentioned) I'd probably round up some friends, go to the Carribbean and drink myself silly on the beach, hit on every hot girl I see, blow a lot of money at the casinos (or go on an insane run and give everyone a slice) go parasailing and do whatever the hell I felt like doing.

I would have to finance my trip, so I'd either get as much in loans as I could or rob a bank.

Yes, I've often thought psychos on killing sprees have low batting averages at best. I'm sure I could do much better.

ScottieK

[PokerBob]

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i'm all for killing, but you can't say you want to kill random people, as they are not the ones who made your life miserable . Either kill the randoms, or kill the ones who made you miserable. Your plan needs work.

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Apparently you have never been shopping or driving when it is very busy.

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again, these are not just random folks, these are the assholes in my way.

[odellthurman]

For one day, I would tell everyone on OOT about my plight. Then, on the second day, I would solicit suggestions on what I should do. On the third day, I would organize the suggestions and create a poll on what I should do. I would allow people to vote on the fourth and fifth days. On the sixth day, I would announce the winner and set up a time and place for other OOT'ers to meet me. I would wake up on the morning of the seventh day, realize that, although I still had time to go do my thing, I wouldn't have time afterwards to compile and post a detailed trip report, so I would resolve to kill myself. After making such a resolution, I would solicit suggestions from OOT on how to kill myself. . . .

[David04]

Awesome post, awesome name.

[tolbiny]

Mr simpson, you have 24 hours to live.

Well, actually 22 hours, sorry to keep you waiting.

[DoomSlice]

I'd go to the hospital and try to get myself cured!

[mrkilla]

I guess going and doing alot of drugs and banging hookers is cool but I already been to amsterdam...

Deff go steal a a Ferrari or some other fancy sports car and start going off GTA style, Robbing Banks, Running over people etc etc, Keep on switching cars and shooting cops until I'm shot or caught.

Start a riot somewhere, perferably some place like disney.