My Dangerous Game With Pedestrians

[Shoe]

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I don't have your form of road rage but I do get pissed off with bicyclists. Why do they ride in front of you as if they're a car and how much room do I have to give them when I go around? I just don't know what the hell is going on.

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I get really pissed at biciclyists too.... Especially when they decide to bike in part of my lane when they have a perfectly open sidewalk they could be on. They deserve to get hit. Morans.

[Shoe]

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I did like Tstone's supersoaker idea though.

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[manpower]

I don't know what everyone is getting all worked up about. I went down to visit a friend in NYC a few weeks ago and this is exactly what it's like driving through Manhattan: cars and pedestrians play a constant game of chicken at nearly all street crossing and intersections.

[DDC67]

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Someones life is a lot more important than your right to drive fast on a road.

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Actually, believe it or not, driving in not a right it's a privilege. And when Hotpants finally nails one of these smacktards with her car, she will probably lose her privilege to drive because her license will be suspended by the State of residence. Then Hotpants will be using her cities public transportation program to get around and while creeping into an intersection getting ready to cross the street so she can get to the bus stop, Hotpants get squirted by a supersoaker and has a epiphany: ...

I hope you drive past someone like me, and they boot-[censored] your car.

[newfant]

Were you driving this car?

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