the official bad beat and whining thread

[Bigdaddydvo]

Opening Hand of a Party 50+5. I'm one of 3 people to bite it:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t1000)
MP2 (t1000)
MP3 (t1000)
CO (t1000)
Button (t1000)
SB (t1000)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls t15, UTG+1 calls t15, [color=#666666]6 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]SB raises to t57.5</font>, BB calls t45, Hero calls t45, UTG+1 calls t45.

Flop: (t237.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Turn: (t237.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

River: (t237.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Final Pot: t237.50

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
SB has Qc Qh (one pair, queens).
BB has Ks 3c (straight, five high).
Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+1 has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB wins t237.50. </font>

[Mr_J]

My bad beat is about me not even being able to play poker. My body refuses to double click on that party poker icon. I should be making $1k a day. Maybe the reason I got a 12+tabling setup recently is just so it LOOKS like I work.

[ilya]

half whining, half punching myself in the face...

part 1, punching myself in the face:

7k (about 1.5 average with 400 left out of 2000) in the 7:25 $11 MTT on Party. I'd been playing pretty well up to that point so I guess I figured it was time to do something real retarded.

blinds are 100/200. 3 limpers &amp; the SB completes, I check in the BB with J8o. Flop JJ2. I check, first limper checks, second limper bets 400 into 1000 pot. 3rd limper raises to 1100, I call, bettor re-raises all-in for 3000 more, raiser folds, and I.....CALL????!

OMFGWTFNOOBSUXXORZ!!!

part 2, whining:

less than 1 orbit later, I have 3k left &amp; pick up KK. UTG makes it 900, UTG+1 flat calls, I push, folded to UTG. UTG calls. UTG+1 calls! I'm up against JJ &amp; QQ and they both have me covered!!

I hate life.

does this qualify?

Donk limps in MP3, I raise ~2.5BB in CO with AKo. Blinds fold. Donk thinks, then pushes. I have the smaller stack and call, as I haven't seen him do anything tricky, and in the hand just before I made a similar bet from the button with AQs after his limp and he folded. He turns over AT. Flop has a T, and I am UI to the river. I know he's only a 3:1 dog.

[Bonafone]

1/3/5/39. Ship the dough, Out. This is at the $109's btw.

[TomHimself]

this one time i had AA and lost

[Mr_J]

You know I'm only whining cause you said to post here.

Come to the conclusion that pokerstars is rigged, at least the $16s and $27s turbo sngs. First set, nothing would go right and 8 of 10 I lost to 3 outers!!!! MFer. Next set, 4 f'n 2nds in a row, despite having a heavy chiplead in 2 of them (f'n luckboxes).

Their lobby sucks, wouldn't it be nice to only show registering sngs, and maybe even just NL HE sngs?? Too much to ask?

And these $hitty tournie lobbies. What the F do I need that for?? Why won't it just auto close?? Course I close it anyway. Why the F do tables open on top of each other?? Pain in my ass. Avatars?? They clutter up the table. Even with a customized stars version of the 'greenfelt' PP table mod it still doesn't look clean. I want party table style clean.

Their chat?? Well I didn't berate anyone, guess I'm over that. But it's a pain in the ass how the typing shifts to another table!!! Jesus, who was bright enough to put that in?

I do like the stacks though. And turbos *seem* faster than party stacks, even the 800. The players at stars really are awful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I haven't played the $22s for a bit, but the stars players are every bit as bad. Loose mofos too.

Breakeven after 90 minutes work, wtf?? And stop emailing me these damn tournie summaries. I don't give a $hit how well I did, only how much I made. Can't believe it's turned on by default.

Your cards and action buttons suck, like everyone elses. That's why I had to customize them.

Anything else??

Cashouts baby!!! Awesome.

Only felt like doing this because there is an 'official' thread. Citanul, don't encourage it, I think the forum is getting better now that these type of threads are locked. People were learning, but now you're just giving them their fix again.

[Gary Stevenson]

wow...$20+2 stars
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
MP3 (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, 2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t20, 1 fold</font>, Button calls t20, SB raises to t40</font>, Hero calls t20, UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, Button calls t20.

Flop: (t240) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t240) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)</font>
SB bets t80</font>, Hero raises to t260</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t260, MP3 folds, Button folds, SB raises to t1460</font>, Hero calls t1200 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t1200 (All-In).

River: (t4620) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4620

Results:
SB has Kh Jh (full house, fives full of kings).
Hero has As 3s (flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 4d Qh (full house, fives full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins t4620. </font>

ZZzzZZzz

[bones]

I fell asleep early and slept through prime hours on a holiday eve.

[lacky]

I played 12 hours of said time period, and still lost [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]