annoying online traits...

[BugSplatt]

I often see some loose-ass player chatting to someone else about "cash-out syndrome."

It goes something like:

"I cashed out six hundred and ever since then I have been on a major losing streak."

I want to say "Well, when you play 75 to 80 per cent of all your starting hands, regardless of the two raisers in front of you ........"

You all know the rest.

[AncientPC]

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EP calls $1, folds, LP raises to $2, folds back to EP who limp reraises to $3!!!! oh man feel the power!

I always throw out the "Is this limit?"

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Yeah I always ask if they're looking for the limit tables when I see a few guys constantly min raising each other in the same round.

[Puntergoop]

Mine has got to be when you're at a SnG and its down to 4 or 5 players, some guy who desperately wants to cash keeps pestering ppl to go all-in or call an all-in, saying things like "he's bluffing", "blinds are killing him", "you're already so invested", etc....but of course plays tighter than frogs anus on his own hands...

no players generally listen to these guys but it just gets on my nerves how desperate some ppl are even on like $20 tables.

[toots]

I like the "zzzzzz"

I live in an apartment building. Approximately everyone has their own wireless access point. Because of that, I often have problems with interference on my wifi connection.

So, when I'm sitting there wondering if someone's showboating, or whether my WiFi just dropped, the "zzzzzz" is reassuring. I know I'm still connected fine, and just dealing with a douche.

[zuluking]

I had 16 outs on the river, got one and beat the guy who then said, "Miracle river." HUH?!?!?

[driller]

Besides taking forever to check or fold in an obvious situation, the one that gets me are players sitting down at a table and not playing for 3 or 4 orbits, if ever.

Both obviously caused by rude multi-tabling.

[theghost]

anyone who sits out, unless they are:
a) waiting for the blinds
b) buying back in

[MrDannimal]

I sit out when I need to go to the bathroom, or if some other event comes up (daughter wakes up, phone rings and it's important..). I'm rarely out long, but there's a ton of valid reasons for people to do it.

[NotBannedYet]

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so I basically cussed him out for 20 minutes until like 1/2 the table told me to shut up.

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Too bad this doesn't work here.

[axioma]

yeah i do too, im not going to leave a seat in a juicy game for a 3-5 minuet break.