When People Your Age Start Getting Married

[man]

my brother is seriously considering marrying his girlfriend of 3.5 years. I couldn't be more proud of him. but at the same time it makes me nervous because my sister is also married and there's no one on my horizon. I don't plan on getting married for a while, and I have an awful fear of being that uncle who doesn't get married. and I'm really afraid of my future nephews stealing all my porn.