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11-16-2005, 12:40 PM
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Suppose you had a daughter
So at a dinner party last night in mixed company, including a pregnant woman, we started talking about raising children. Specifically, how we would raise different sexes. The people at they party ranged in age from 23-28, and pretty much every man agreed that they'd rather have a son, while the women wanted children both a son and a daughter, for the most part. They asked why the men only wanted a son, and I explained it as "if I had a daughter, I would worry that she would meet someone like me when I was her age (who basically just wants to SIIHP) and thus would sit outside on a porch with a shotgun"
The women were somewhat horrified. I'd try my best to intimidate the bejesus out of anyone that dates my daughter while still having a caring, loving, relationship with her. OOT's thoughts? (note: I might be able to simplify this problem by using the Chinese methods of abortion...) 
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11-16-2005, 01:26 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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Please. My female friends are bigger sluts than most of my guy friends. [/ QUOTE ] I'm sure that's true, but it has nothing to do with my statement.
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11-16-2005, 01:14 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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If women really knew what was going on in men's heads, they would be horrified. They would probably never leave the house. [/ QUOTE ] If men knew what was really going on in women's heads they would never get married or they would turn gay. Most women are gold diggin' ho's who want to marry you, divorce you, and then take 50% of your income for the rest of your life. Women are also an awful lot sluttier than you seem to imagine. There is a short supply of really good ones, and if you can find one hold on and don't let her get away. If that's what you want of course.
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11-16-2005, 01:32 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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[ QUOTE ] If women really knew what was going on in men's heads, they would be horrified. They would probably never leave the house. [/ QUOTE ] If men knew what was really going on in women's heads they would never get married or they would turn gay. Most women are gold diggin' ho's who want to marry you, divorce you, and then take 50% of your income for the rest of your life. Women are also an awful lot sluttier than you seem to imagine. There is a short supply of really good ones, and if you can find one hold on and don't let her get away. If that's what you want of course. [/ QUOTE ] My comment had nothing to do with the sluttiness or non-sluttiness of women in general. It is more a matter of how safe they feel. That's what I meant. I think you might be listening to a little too much rap.
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11-16-2005, 01:33 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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If men knew what was really going on in women's heads they would never get married or they would turn gay. Most women are gold diggin' ho's who want to marry you, divorce you, and then take 50% of your income for the rest of your life. [/ QUOTE ] So you think this is what's going on in our heads? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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11-16-2005, 02:31 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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If men knew what was really going on in women's heads they would never get married or they would turn gay. Most women are gold diggin' ho's who want to marry you, divorce you, and then take 50% of your income for the rest of your life. [/ QUOTE ] wow! someone must have done a number on you! I'm not saying we are perfect, but I've never turned anyone gay!
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11-16-2005, 02:51 PM
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Re: Suppose you had a daughter
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If men knew what was really going on in women's heads they would never get married or they would turn gay. Most women are gold diggin' ho's who want to marry you, divorce you, and then take 50% of your income for the rest of your life. Women are also an awful lot sluttier than you seem to imagine. There is a short supply of really good ones, and if you can find one hold on and don't let her get away. If that's what you want of course. [/ QUOTE ] wow. someone with less brains than a macaque rhesus monkey after the first course at a vietnamese wedding banquet. Awesome!
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