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Need Help.
Hello, children of God.
Lately, my monastery has hit upon a cash crunch. My winnings from moonlite poker are not enough. Also, we were desperate and invested allot of moneys in a mail-advertising, pyramid thing. Didn't verk. Now, we need to raise fundings for annual Sound of Music Festival. Info. Here is idea, and what we need help with: - We would like to capitalize on poker explosion and popularity of poker cruise; - At same time, there is much interest in being gay, and having gay cruise. Associating monastery with such positive progress would help undo hundreds of years bad vill towards homosexuals. - And of course, there is much interest in micro brew, and having micro brew, beer cruise. We tink it is goot idea to sponsor a combo cruise that would be best of all vorld. A gay, poker, micro-brew, Mediterranean cruise is in order. But what to name it? I have tink of a few, but we need more: 1. "Don't it Make Your Brown-Eye Blue, micro-brew and poker cruise for same-sex couples." 2. "Smoke on the Water, annual gay poker cruise with micro-brew." 3. "Pour One, Floor One, If lucky you'll Back-door One, Mediterranean Micro-Brew, Gay, Poker Cruise, with Vince Van Patten." I'm stumped (no, this is not one of the names). I need help with some more. Danke. |
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