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Old 11-13-2005, 06:18 AM
TheMainEvent TheMainEvent is offline
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Default Re: How would you react? B&M Confrontation last night

Grab as many of his chips as you can get your hands on and run like hell
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Old 11-13-2005, 06:22 AM
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Default Re: How would you react? B&M Confrontation last night

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I would smile, walk over, shake his hand, and wish him good luck. I'd show him what it's like to be a gentleman. Never understimate the power of a good example. Even if it doesn't change his behavior, I won't have to make a post about how I told somebody to go f*ck himself.

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But what if you go to shake his hand and then he pulls away at the last moment and slicks his hair back? Can you really risk it?

No. You can't.

The only option is to kill his whole family, his families friends, and even the people that owe him money. Then disappear.

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this isnt right. if you kill him, the people that owed him money now owe you money. you dont kill them until after they pay you. killing people that owe you money is -ev

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I never said to kill him. Read it again. Just his family and his families friends. You also have to burn their homes to the ground. Death would only end his suffering. You must leave him alive to tell his tale of despair. To make sure no one ever dares to mock you again. Ever.


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Nice hand, Verbal. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:46 AM
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Stay calm and composed. A couple well-timed comments that get others at the table laughing really does seem to deflate their egos in a hurry.

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very true
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Old 11-13-2005, 05:55 PM
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I would use Phil's exit line:

"Well, if it weren't for luck, I would win every one."
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:25 PM
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Tell him the Jerkstore called and they're running out of you.

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"Who cares? You're their best seller!"

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Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

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uuhhh, his wife is in a coma [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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FYFYFYFYP

How'd nobody get that?
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Old 11-13-2005, 08:31 PM
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i would be forced to be the dog shite

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I don't get it.
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Old 11-13-2005, 09:49 PM
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Tell him the Jerkstore called and they're running out of you.

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"Who cares? You're their best seller!"

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Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

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uuhhh, his wife is in a coma [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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FYFYFYFYP

How'd nobody get that?

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Old 11-13-2005, 10:34 PM
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Default Re: How would you react? B&M Confrontation last night

My name is Inigo Montoya, you busted my pocket 8's, prepare to die!



Or, you could just shout REBUY! and take him on. Or throw his cards in the muck so his hand is dead. Hitting him with a chair is always a fun way to end an arguement (and start a new one)

Bet him a nickel to see who can hit the softest, and let him go first.........
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:48 AM
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i would be forced to be the dog shite out of him, but i can be pretty unreasonable at times. saying bye bye is one thing but putting a hand in your face is fight club.

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Old 11-14-2005, 03:58 AM
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Uh, I have short patience for ass holes and would have most likely hit him in the face, hmm.. well that has certain reprecussions to it so... i'd probably.. wait for him to lose, then smile in his face and do the same thing and taunt him until he tried to do something about it, and THEN i'd hit him in the face.
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