Spearmint Rhino Trip Report

So a while ago I was in Vegas with a buddy. Last night there we decide to go get some titties in the face.

We gamble for a little while at the Bellagio, get a little drunk, make our way over to the club.

As soon as we get there, a girl comes up who looks just like my best friend's wife. I've had a thing for her for a while, so I get a dance and treat myself to some fantasies [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. Anyways, after half an hour in the half hour room ($200), I figure out this girl isn't the kind of dancer I like. She's just a straight forward dancer, no extra touching, nothing special, so I dump her and head back to the main area.

My friend has now found a girl of his own I guess and is nowhere to be found. I proceed to sit and drink for another hour or so waiting for the right girl. Finally I spot her. She's perfect. Small athletic body, real breasts that are perfectly sized and perky, dark hair, beautiful face, etc. She finally comes by and we talk for a while.

One thing leads to another and we head back to the hour room ($400 an hour). First hour goes by pretty nice... She allows alot more than the other girl did [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. This girl really seems to like me, and even makes out with me some. Do strippers normally kiss their clients in the private areas? Anyways, I'm gettin real real drunk by this point and am hinting very heavily that I want her to come back to my room with me. I'm actually pretty sure that if I wasn't falling over drunk, I could have got her to leave. However, as it were, she politely turned me down.

At this point, I have been in the room for 3 hours I think so my bill is up to $1200. I'm so drunk I barely know what I'm doing, so I get a bright idea and I tell the girl I need to pee.

I leave the area, walk right out the front door, get in a cab, go to the bellagio and pass out. Oops, no $1200 for the girl.