I'm going to VJ so I need reccomendations

[shant]

So my friends are throwing a party at a bar here in Chinatown in LA. Two of them are DJing and while they play music, the club has a projector and a screen that the owner said they can play video on. Sometimes when I've been in there, they're playing old movies or anime and things of that sort.

So anyway, my friends asked me if I would VJ (Video Jockey?). Basically I can download some VJ programs that let you cue up a bunch of little videos and mix them together and flip back and forth, play the clips forwards and backwards, you get the idea. They'll hook my laptop up to the projector so I can do it all live(drunk).

So, I need a big folder full of random video clips. I'm not sure how I'm going to go about finding all these things, but I'm thinking LimeWire should have a bunch of random [censored]. I'll show you the current list I brainstormed at breakfast this morning with a friend of mine, but please feel free to add to the list.

Also, if you have any links to videos that I can save to my hard drive that you think will be good to play on a big screen at a bar, please link them. Obviously I don't want any Japanese chicks shooting tadpoles out of their vag's or anything like that, so please keep it non-disgusting. People will be drinking around these vids.I think a little nudity might be alright, it is a bar.

Here is the current list:

dog sex
flag burning
fabio
magic carpet footage
something vaguely homoerotic
mini-me peeing
girls blowing kisses
muslims praying
the arch bishop don magic juan
pouring out liquor for dead homies
booty shaking
camel or yak footage
scary barking dogs
a fight
rodeo highlights
eagle in flight
paris hilton sex tape
vintage science class videos

That should be enough to get you started. Any help is appreciated. Thanks.