anyone here ever drive drunk? c'mon... admit it! (you morons!)

[bholdr]

a bar buddy asked me today what the stupidest thing i've ever done was... i had to think, as i've had a few (dozen) doozys... but I decided on:

Driven drunk. once, when i was 19. never again.

not because i haven't done dumber things, like drop out of school to be a ski bum, or snort methamphetimines {only once), but because that was what he was about to do (drive). I mean, C'mon, if you're drunk enough to think about driving in that condition, you're drunk enough that the cab fare's not gonna hurt. i made my point, i think.

he is passed out on my bean-bag chair as i type this. all is well.


...because knowing is half the battle... Gooooo Joe! (i am a little drunk, too, btw)