RIGGED SITES - DOOM SWITCH, MUST READ

[stockman]

Nick Danger again:
You seek the definitive truth and I provide it through my countless underground sources from around the globe. Check with me weekly!

Recently, an elite programmer I associate with known as Dillinger (real name being withheld at his request), contacted me concerning a project we've been collaborating on referencing the conduct and honesty of online gambling sites.

Next to intricate programming skills, Dillingers other passion is spending the bulk of his free time (as so many of us do) playing poker online. However, he took things a step further and designed a program which most of us only wish we had the expertise to construct and then implement.

What you are about to read is without doubt the most eye opening information you'll find 'anywhere' concerning the integrity of online poker and casinos! So read on to discover the Absolute Truth!

After long hours and close observation of online play, Dillinger began noticing a pattern of events that struck a nerve and presented him with serious doubts concerning the creditability of the program software being used at online gambling sites. He'd always known there were various methods a site could use to manipulate software and eventually concluded that every poker site he was playing at was using some form of underhanded programming to extract player funds dishonestly. As a result, Dillinger ventures on a quest to discover the truth.

Our man of the hour immediately set out to construct a 'Trojan Stealth Virus' that could infiltrate any gambling sites internal program structure. Enter undetected, spider through all system hierarchy, compile specific information on the program integrity, check for tampering, evaluate algorithms etc. then send the results back to it's origin without a trace.

He successfully sent this 'Stealth Virus' to the computer servers at Absolute Poker to investigate. What it brought back will make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end if you play for real money at Absolute Poker!

Here are the findings of this covert maneuver at AP:

First off, Dillingers Stealth Virus sends back conformation regarding my article on the dreaded DOOM SWITCH!

The Doom Switch 'is on' at AP! It's a program virus used by Absolute Poker, aimed at members accounts. It causes all funds in your account to disappear through habitual loosing hands. Once the virus depletes all the funds in your account, statistics show that 92% of all gamblers will make additional deposits in an attempt to recover these losses.

This same ploy is also used to compel players who win money in freerolls to make deposits after loosing their freeroll cash. The average freeroll winner never increases their winnings much beyond $50. It's designed to give the player a false sense of security when they find themselves winning a freeroll and then win a little more at other tables. Once all the freeroll money is gone, it induces most players to break down and finally begin making real money deposits.

Next we learned that 'Program Dealing' is being used over at AP. Program Dealing is a special program designed to take away any aspect of random card generation! It pre-determines which cards will fall during a game, rather than allowing the cards to fall by random chance. Just another one of the many tricks used in Absolutes sinister arsenal!

Another program device AP uses, will automatically choose which cards players are dealt and predetermine the outcome of that game. This is most likely used to simulate a dry spell, which follows you from seat to seat, effecting 'you personally' and not allowing each seat to continually be dealt randomly or fairly!

They appear to use detectors that capture all the windows you may be using on your computer while playing at Absolute Poker. For what reason, we can only speculate.

Dillingers newly constructed 'Program' has conclusively proven that Absolute Poker is most certainly deceiving their members by stealing their deposits using systematic program procedures. This is only the beginning and there will be more to come.

You must pass this information on to every online poker player you know! It's your duty to help inform others of impending doom!

All of Dillingers future findings on corrupt sites will be posted here as they filter in! So watch for PokerConduct.com mailings and check back often!

[Ro-me-ro]

*** You are ignoring this user ***

[iggy]

Get banned.

[stockman]

So you are a member of pokerstars support team. YOu just proved my point. You are part of the online corruption. This post is meant for players that are losing their life savings to your mafia web.

[theblitz]

Wow. Amazing results.

Oh, by the way, my dad/uncle/brother used to be teh head/owner/commissioner of a bank/project/ministry that has billions left over and I want to give it to you.

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In short, crap.
I have been working in the computer industry for nearly 30 years. The program you claim you wrote just can't be written.

[stockman]

Bring it on guys, for everyone of you scumbags that defend these sites you are just proving my point. All the good players know, they learned the hard way.

[stockman]

BRING IT BABY, THIS IS UNREAL, POKER STARS SUPPORT & NOW A SOFTWARE ENGINEER, THIS IS GREAT EVIDENCE, YOU ARE ALL GETTING DEFENSIVE BECAUSE YOUR PYRAMID INCOME STREAM IS BEING EXPOSED.

[timprov]

I'm not the biggest fan of Absolute poker this month. But I hope they bring legal action against you.

[Innocentius]

I always thought that people who used too many exclamation marks were just trying to hide the fact that they had nothing of value to say, but since the above is obviously both true and important, I will have to reevaluate my position.

[theblitz]

Well, it does answer a few questions I have been having.

Like why when I go all-in pre-flop with 72o I seem to lose and, yet, when someone else does THE SAME THING with AA he nearly always wins! RIGGED!