Best and most unique pick up lines ever

[tek]

Here's another: "Wanna go half and half on a bastard?"

[degenerategambler]

i generally try to work a compliment in first.

ex. " Nice shoes, wanna F***?"

[PhatTBoll]

"Your boyfriend's a tool. Make out with me."

This actually worked for my friend.

[tolbiny]

REally,
i seem to remember you getting rejeceted by a cheerleader for some skinny blonde dude... and not to mention the time you got blown off when you invited a girl to the "Max" for a burger. In fact there were plenty of times you had problems with women that i recall.

[A_C_Slater]

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REally,
i seem to remember you getting rejeceted by a cheerleader for some skinny blonde dude... and not to mention the time you got blown off when you invited a girl to the "Max" for a burger. In fact there were plenty of times you had problems with women that i recall.

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You're not speaking to A.C. are you!?

No woman can resist my dimples!

I'm such a stud I even got Spano to strip for me in Vegas and give me her money. There was even a reality show made to support my claim called "Showgirls." I'm such a pimp. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[ilya]

AsS and TiTTieS
YouR ASs and TItTiES I wAnT to CaRReSs tHem pREsenTly

[Duke]

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"Your boyfriend's a tool. Make out with me."

This actually worked for my friend.

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Your friend banged your girlfriend? What an [censored].

~D

[Dark Force Rising]

"If this place is a meat market you must be the pork roast."

[A_C_Slater]

"Come here and sit on my dick bitch."

"What did you say?"

"You heard me."

"I don't think so, you better get the hell away from me with that bullshit."

"You know you like it, baby."

"Whatever."

"That's it, I give up. I'll never understand women"

An actual conversation at a bar that my friend had. This is how you should treat a lady. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[PhatTBoll]

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Your friend banged your girlfriend? What an [censored].


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Just for that, I'm going to join forces with omahachamp and form a vigilante band of 2+2 posters whose sole mission is to get you banned, keel-hauled, tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, and anally penetrated with a saguaro cactus. Say your prayers buddy.