Share your veteran move as a rookie in new environment

This is why freshmen deserve the abuse they get.

[Cumulonimbus]

Since our bathroom was out of TP, I went to use the dorm's public one, but the toilet was clogged. I was in a cheery mood, so instead of shitting right on top of somebody else's [censored] and paper, I decided to fix it. But I didn't have a plunger, so I popped the top off of one of the trash bins, turned it upside down and filled it with water. Then I flushed the toilet and dumped the water in the hole as the toilet flushed. Problem solved. Toilet pwned.

[Unoriginalname]

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I live in a dorm and I don't own laundry detergent.

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Freshman year of college, this kid that lived down my hall (wasn't really a buddy of mine, but I drank with him a few times) was bitching about how people would use up all his detergent if he left it down in the laundry room. One time he got really drunk and took a piss in a half full bottle of detergent and left it down in the laundry room. I'm not sure if this would affect the wash at all, or if the detergent would counteract the urine. Either way, still seems nasty to me. I hope you weren't that guy mooching his detergent.

[Blarg]

Stories like this restore my faith in humanity.

[kurosh]

One time, this good looking [censored] sucked my finger. She was showing me what she was going to do to my cock later. Then she sucked my cock. It was the best [censored] I had ever had, probably because she was a [censored] and I had not had that many blowjobs from sluts. That was when I knew, she was a veteran.

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... One time he got really drunk and took a piss in a half full bottle of detergent and left it down in the laundry room. I'm not sure if this would affect the wash at all, or if the detergent would counteract the urine...

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The ancient Romans actually used to use human urine to wash clothes so he may have actually been doing them a favor.

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