Best movie quotes

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

[MagicMan08]

from my favortie movie blow:

(at this point in the movie this quote is amazing)

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in.
I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it.
Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive.
But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

Then this one:

May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars

[Rev. Good Will]

"There are two kinds of people in the world my friend, those with a rope around their neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."

- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

[rohjoh]

From Boiler Room:

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Judge Marty Davis: "I mean, my god, if I'd called my father to meet me for a cup of coffee to talk about my screwups, he probably would've laughed. We didn't have nice little chats about why I was a bad boy. I got smacked. And I didn't do it again. Much simpler."


Seth: "Look, you know, I'm just trying to restore what's left of our relationship. I mean..."
Judge Marty Davis: "'Relationship'? What the [censored] are you talking about, relationship? What, are we dating? I'm not your girlfriend Seth; I'm your father. Clean up your life, make an honest living and then you and I can talk like normal people, all right?"

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[MonkeeMan]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[diebitter]

Bunny Lebowski: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. "

Never fails to make me stop breathing for a few seconds.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Bunny Lebowski: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. "

Never fails to make me stop breathing for a few seconds.

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"Brant can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."

The Adam Sandler movie "Deeds" really isn't that good a movie, but there's a bit that cracks me up every single frikken time. It's when John McEnroe says, "That I do."

I don't know why, it just kills me.

[MonkeeMan]

"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!"

[CollinEstes]

Greatest Movie quote ever is from Seven.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention

[MonkeeMan]

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked.

Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Pedro: A weekday.