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#32
10-20-2005, 01:45 PM
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Re: Best movie quotes
My father taught me many things in this room. One of the things he taught me was, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
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#34
10-20-2005, 01:55 PM
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Re: Best movie quotes
Yeah, well, sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.
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#36
10-20-2005, 02:05 PM
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Re: Best movie quotes
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"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kestle run in less than 12 parsecs." I always liked that one. [/ QUOTE ] Even better is Kevin Spacey delivering that line as Chris Walken in an SNL sketch. Gold.
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#37
10-20-2005, 02:09 PM
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Even better is Kevin Spacey delivering that line as Chris Walken in an SNL sketch. Gold. [/ QUOTE ] Was that the same sketch with the Burt Reynolds character trying out for a part (Darth Vader I think) "who is this guy - what kind of car does he drive?"
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#38
10-20-2005, 02:17 PM
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Re: Best movie quotes
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[ QUOTE ] Even better is Kevin Spacey delivering that line as Chris Walken in an SNL sketch. Gold. [/ QUOTE ] Was that the same sketch with the Burt Reynolds character trying out for a part (Darth Vader I think) "who is this guy - what kind of car does he drive?" [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, it was supposed to be lost screen tests. Great sketch. [ cut to next screen test ] Voice of Director: Walter Matthau, Obi Wan Kenobi screen test. Alright, Walter, here we go. "I've never heard of them Hitting anything this big before." Walter Matthau: "They didn't. But we are meant to think they did. These tracks are side-by-side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers." Voice of Director: "These are the same Jawas that sold us R2 and 3PO." Walter Matthau: [ confused ] Jawas? What the hell is this picture about, anyway? Voice of Director: Well, Walter, it's a space adventure about a magical force, and all the people and creatures that.. Walter Matthau: Oh, Christ! [ walks off ] Voice of Director: Walter? Walter? Voice of Director: Uh, Burt? We need the helmet. [ Burt puts on helmet ] "Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes. Or given you clairvoyance enough To find the rebels' hidden fortress." [ Burt stands motionless ] Uh, Burt? You're supposed to strangle the guy now. Burt Reynolds: Oh, what, like.. go over there and choke him? Voice of Director: No. No, you kind of twist your fingers at him. Burt Reynolds: Ah. I don't get it. Voice of Director: You see.. you have this mystical power. Burt Reynolds: Let me ask you a question. [ clears throat ] What kind of car does this guy drive? and my favorite: Voice of Director: Jack Lemmon, Chewbacca screen test. Take one. Jack Lemmon: [ holding up his mask ] Okay, excuse me. Before we put the spaghetti in the machine, can someone tell me what the hell one of these Chewbacca things is? Voice of Director: Well, uh.. he's a Wookie, Jack. Jack Lemmon: A what? A what the hell is a Wookie? Voice of Director: Uh.. it's like a space ape. Jack Lemmon: [ pissed ] Oh, that's terrific! You had me drive all the way from Beverly Hills to play a fu--kin' space ape?! Voice of Director: Uh.. just put the mask on.. Jack Lemmon: I'm gonna take a dump in this fu--in' damn mask, that's what I'm gonna do! Voice of Director: Jack, would you please put it on.. Jack Lemmon: Why can't I audition for Obi-Wan? You got Matthau screen testing! I'd be a terrific Obi-Wan! Voice of Director: Would you please put the mask on? Jack Lemmon: Aw, f--k yourself!
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#39
10-20-2005, 02:19 PM
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"You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kestle run in less than 12 parsecs." I always liked that one. [/ QUOTE ] That's a funny line to read in isolation. I may start finding some places to use that quote if i can figure out how. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#40
10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
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Re: Best movie quotes
You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers. People of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.
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