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Old 08-23-2005, 07:08 PM
bustedchucks bustedchucks is offline
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Default stupid joke that cracked me up

so theres this lizard walking through the jungle and he passes a tree with a monkey rolling a joint in it. the monkeys like " hey lizard, come up and smoke this with me"
so the lizard goes up and they start smoking. halfway through the lizard gets some serious cotton mouth so he tells the monkey hes going down the river to get something to drink.
"alright" the monkey tells him" but hurry back before this is finished.
down at the river the lizard meets a crocodile and tells him about the really good bud the monkeys got and so the croc goes off to the tree to see if he can get a hit.
when he gets there the croc yells up at the monkey"hey man, is that joint still going?'
and the monkeys says

"DUDE, HOW MUCH [censored]ing' WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?"
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:56 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

lol wow
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

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lol wow that joke was terrible typed out

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fyp
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

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lol wow that joke was terrible typed out

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fyp

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i'm sure you're a great guy and all. but stop. please. your fyps are worse than the jokes this guy tells.
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:04 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

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lol wow that joke was terrible typed out

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fyp

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i'm sure you're a great guy and all. but stop. please. your fyps are worse than the jokes this guy tells.

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Sometimes they are good, I am tired today.
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:08 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

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lol wow that joke was terrible typed out

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fyp

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i'm sure you're a great guy and all. but stop. please. your fyps are worse than the jokes this guy tells.

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Yes, you are right. I suck big balls and so do my fyp's.

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Old 08-23-2005, 08:10 PM
durron597 durron597 is offline
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

That wasn't funny either
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:11 PM
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That wasn't funny either

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It wasn't meant to be.
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:56 PM
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IM A DORK, LOLZ

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fyp, chump
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Old 08-23-2005, 09:20 PM
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Default Re: stupid joke that cracked me up

That made me laugh. Try reading it out loud.
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