Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room

[ZenMusician]

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From one of the toilet stalls at 4:45 PM:

"Mr. Johnson? *grunt* This is Dave, the notary for your trust deed for tonight. *ploop* How are you? Good, good. Just a couple of things; *ehhh* first, I want to confirm that we're on for tonight. *aaaah* Second, *fart* I just want to let you know I'm running a little late. *mmmmp* Would 7:30 be OK? Great, thanks, see you then."

Running a little late, maybe; more likely badly having the runs.

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-ZEN