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12-21-2005, 06:00 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
Write "OOO no you did not!" and then go home alone.
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#53
12-21-2005, 06:02 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter. A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'. What is your play? [/ QUOTE ] It doesn't matter. The waitress already told her you're on your web phone asking your dorky Internet friends what to do next.
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#54
12-21-2005, 06:04 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
throw a drink in her face cause she cheated.
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#55
12-21-2005, 06:05 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
You should [censored] the living [censored] out of her [censored][censored].
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#56
12-21-2005, 06:37 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
Walk over to her and say, "Your move was pretty creative, but I was X."
If you get any remotely warm response, then say, "My name is xxx, can I buy you a drink.".
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#57
12-21-2005, 07:17 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
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This is seriously the wittiest dating thread I've ever seen on OOT. So the shots of water thing has worked? What's your followup? [/ QUOTE ] Just go over and start talking to them. Or you can tease them and wait a few minutes before approaching. One time the table of girls returned the favor by sending us water shots. We raised our drinks and thanked them, and enjoyed the shots. Just don't say something stupid like my friend did one time: Friend: "I just wanted to tell you ladies that you are by far the second best looking table of girls on this side of the bar." Girls: They look around confused. Quickly realize that they're the only table of girls on that side of the bar. Proceed to get angry at friend. Friend to me: We gotta get outta here...
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#58
12-21-2005, 07:24 PM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy. Do you want me to draw you a picture? [/ QUOTE ] yes please [/ QUOTE ] Think of yourself like this:  then you might end up like this:  Instead of being like this:  [/ QUOTE ] This is an epic sequence.
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#59
12-22-2005, 02:58 AM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
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"I'm X. You lose moran" [/ QUOTE ] well done, correct answer. 'nice try but i was 'X', you lose. you owe me a drink'. digits acquired. this is not that hard guys. the idea of water shots is also money, i'll trip report it shortly.
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#60
12-22-2005, 03:01 AM
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Re: Girl at a Bar. Your Play?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy. Do you want me to draw you a picture? [/ QUOTE ] yes please [/ QUOTE ] Think of yourself like this: then you might end up like this: Instead of being like this: [/ QUOTE ] This is an epic sequence. [/ QUOTE ] phenomenal.
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