Prayer at the Office Xmas Party

[tpir90036]

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5. "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

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One of my favorite Family Guy moments, yet often overlooked. Amazing.

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No joke, this is what my family has been saying for years. When I was a little kid, I thought it was a real prayer (my family never attended church, hence the confusion)

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Family guy moment? That's been around for decades.

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I am glad someone else pointed this out. An annoying uncle or someone used to say this when I was like 5 years old. And it wasn't *that* long ago.

[Sabrazack]

I prefer:

"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

[asofel]

The Meet the Parents quote would be amazing.

[B Dids]

"God's neat, let's eat".

I can't imagine working somewhere they had a [censored] prayer.

[KJS]

Are you serious? Where do you work, a Christian bookstore?

I would walk out if anyone said they were going to say a prayer at my company party. [censored] that.

KJS

[Warik]

"Dear Lord,

Thanks for not killing another 250,000 people with a tsunami this year.

Your humble servant,
buffett"


Flame On!

[odellthurman]

[quoteI can't imagine working somewhere they had a [censored] prayer.

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I'm in Georgia, and it's hard to imagine working anywhere here or in the South where they didn't say a prayer. I'm a Christian, so it doesn't bother me. But I'm also not a right-wing lunatic, so it wouldn't bother me if a prayer wasn't said so as not to offend anyone.

[hyde]

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How about this one:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Of course, I'm assuming you plan to kill everyone at the party immediately after you say this so if that isn't your plan then #3 will probably do.

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we have a winner, best visual

[eviljeff]

how about

"And Shepherds we shall be.
For Thee, My Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.
So our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
We will flow a river forth to Thee.
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."

[henrikrh]

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"Dear Lord,

Thanks for not killing another 250,000 people with a tsunami this year.

Your humble servant,
buffett"


Flame On!

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/flame is on

you MOTHERF_CKING MORON!! THAT WAS DECEMBER 2004, don't you know your own ass chesse from current events?!?!? Were you born with a chargrilled Cuunt where you brain should be, shut your god damn labia-face piehole before I stick rotten sardine in it!!1 It's idiot like you that are causing global warming, placebo effect mofo, just sotp thinking about it and it will die away you libby hipperal douch!!!