THE SIMPSONS TRIVIA

[tonypaladino]

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4) What does Moe call a garage?

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Car-hold

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6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

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Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll. Like Cleotis the slack jawed yokel!

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2nd Verse:

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then a gain some folk'll, etc etc

[Superfluous Man]

3) quads of some sort...aces?
4) car-hole
6) some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll...like cletus the slack jawed yokel

for the 2nd verse replace "eat a skunk" with "lose a toe"
7) darryl strawberry, ken griffey jr, mike scoscia, steve sax, ozzie smith, roger clemens, jose canseco, don mattingly, wade boggs?
8) mordecai "three finger" brown?

[ZeeJustin]

Lyle Lanley is trying to sell Springfield the idea of the monorail. Lisa asks the following question:

Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?

How does he answer it?

[pokergrader]

When the elementary school creates the dress code, what company makes and sells the uniforms?

[samjjones]

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Grandpa: <u>Grover Cleveland</u> spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

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2) explain the referance

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Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

[Superfluous Man]

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2) explain the referance

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???

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Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms as president.

[benza13]

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Lyle Lanley is trying to sell Springfield the idea of the monorail. Lisa asks the following question:

Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?

How does he answer it?

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I could answer you, but you and I would be the only ones to understand the answer, and that includes the teacher.

Or something to that effect.

He then moves on saying, "you there, eating the paste."

[Homer]

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Here's 10 before I go home for dinner...

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?

4) What does Moe call a garage?

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?

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1) Daddy and &lt;&lt;don't know&gt;&gt;. I assume Halloween episodes don't count.

2) Didn't he "almost have a straight"?

4) carhole

5) Watched it on TV

7) Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey Jr, Mike Scoscia, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Smith, Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Don Mattingly

9) HMS Pinafore

Don't know 3, 6, 8, 10.

[ZeeJustin]

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Grandpa: <u>Grover Cleveland</u> spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

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2) explain the referance

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???

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Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

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yup

Who was the principal when Homer and Marge were in High School?