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07-21-2005, 03:14 PM
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You might be a NIT.
If you don't tip the dealer;
You might be a NIT. If you ever got mad because a seat was tied up while someone went to eat; You might be a NIT. If you get really upset when check raised; You might be a NIT. If preflop raises, piss you off; You might be a NIT. If you knowingly enter a smoking enviorment and constantly complain about the smoke; You might be a NIT. If you are a complete rock and bitch because the table is tight; You might be a NIT. If you sit in a Texas Holdem game and talk nonstop about how stud is a much better game; You might be a NIT. If you are playing limit and constantly say" If this was a No-Limit game, I could have raised enough so they wouldn't stay in and draw to that hand!" You might be a NIT. If as soon as a player gets up from the table, you and your buddies start talking bad about him and then shut up when He returns; You might be a NIT. If you can't take a joke; You might be NIT. If you completely miss the point of a joke and get really angry at the OP; You might be a NIT. Feel free to add to this thread because I am sure I missed some obvious NIT tells. 
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#3
07-21-2005, 03:21 PM
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Re: You might be a NIT.
... if you sit at a 2/4 limit table with a bunch of retirees, wearing your sunglasses, baseball cap, and hooded sweatshirt, and are puzzled why they're mad at you for constantly check-raising.
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07-21-2005, 03:29 PM
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Re: You might be a NIT.
If you enjoy belittling others who do not measure up to your standards,
You are a NIT.
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#8
07-21-2005, 03:34 PM
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Re: You might be a NIT.
That includes the entire population of the planet earth. I never met anyone that doesn't look down on others to some extent. I think it maybe an inescapable part of human nature.
Most comedy is based upon making fun of other people. Making fun of the less fortunate is rude but if someone that you consider to be in the same social strata as yourself does something stupid, then that is comedy.
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#9
07-21-2005, 03:38 PM
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Re: You might be a NIT.
If you constantly switch seats trying to run away from the blinds...
If you sit down one off the cutoff, but want to wait an entire round so you can come in for free in the cutoff... If you switch tables because you've already reached the limits of how many deck changes / setups you can ask for in one day... If you ALWAYS buy in for the absolute minimum, then try to take multiple short rebuys... If you bitch about the starting hand someone else played after YOU WIN THE FRIGGIN' POT... If you are about as pleasant and friendly at the table as a polar bear is on baby seal beach... If you point out how the dealer is wrong about a hand that you're not even involved in, and then YOU'RE the friggin' IDIOT who is ACTUALLY wrong... If you have a really bad habit of habitually trying to run the game and failing to JUST LET THE FRIGGIN' DEALER DO THEIR FRIGGIN' JOB... If you drink 12 cups of coffee in a six hour session, and use ZERO breath mints in that time, but continually yak and yak whilst sitting next to the dealers who are gagging on your horrible breath... there are of course many more al
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#10
07-21-2005, 03:39 PM
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Re: You might be a NIT.
[ QUOTE ]
That includes the entire population of the planet earth. I never met anyone that doesn't look down on others to some extent. I think it maybe an inescapable part of human nature. Most comedy is based upon making fun of other people. Making fun of the less fortunate is rude but if someone that you consider to be in the same social strata as yourself does something stupid, then that is comedy. [/ QUOTE ] Thank you nit.
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