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WordWhiz · #**101** 09-18-2005, 05:23 AM

I swear to God, I think some fish exist just to put me on tilt. What else could possibly explain this play?

My first hand at the table, BTW. Button made it to my buddy list after only 1 hand, a new record.

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Button calls, 1 folds, Hero raises, Button calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

River: (5.25 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button deliberates for quite some time, then calls.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Kd (two pairs, kings and nines.)
Button has Ac As (two pairs, aces and nines.)
Button wins 6.75 BB.


Maybe her version of Party Poker is defective and didn't come with a raise button? That's the only other explanation.

Fortunately, this was balanced out by this hand later in the session:

Party Poker 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, Button calls, SB folds.

Turn: (3.00 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

River: (5.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 7.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 2s 7c (a full house, Twos full of sevens.)
Button has Jh Jc (two pairs, jacks and twos.)
Hero wins 6.50 BB.


Hero announces "Hammer time!" to table.

WordWhiz · #**102** 09-18-2005, 02:31 PM

Yeah! This time I get to be the suckout artist who puts people on tilt. 6 hands in a row from a recent session:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (6 handed) link

MP ($48.50)
CO ($89.50)
Button ($34.75)
Hero ($45.25)
BB ($10.59)
UTG ($68.87)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button calls, Hero raises, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets, Hero calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero raises, Button calls.

River: (8.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 9d 9c (three of a kind, nines.)
Button has Js 5s (a pair of jacks.)
Hero wins 9.50 BB.


Button having proven to me his total donkicity, I decide to play the next hand, (where he's now CO) very aggressively:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (5 handed) link

BB ($48.50)
UTG ($89.50)
CO ($25.75)
Hero ($55.25)
SB ($8.59)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, 1 folds, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets, Hero raises, SB folds, CO calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero calls.

River: (9.00 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls.

Final Pot: 13.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has Jh Ah (a straight, seven to jack.)
CO has 4d 4c (three of a kind, fours.)
Hero wins 12.50 BB.

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (4 handed) link

Well, that's gotta suck for him, but seriously, he shouldn't be raising preflop with crap like that.

Hand 3: all fold preflop

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (4 handed) link

Button ($47.00)
SB ($15.25)
Hero ($69.25)
UTG ($5.59)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 folds, Button raises, SB calls, Hero calls.

Maybe a questionable call, but I'm getting 5/1 w/ suited 2 gappers. Worth a shot.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB is all-in ($2.25), Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20.75 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 3c 6c (a full house, Sixes full of threes.)
SB has Ac 4d (a straight, three to seven.)
Hero wins 20.25 BB.

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (4 handed) link

Well, that's gotta hurt--I've just taken $25 from this guy in a span of 4 hands! Let's see who else I can put on tilt.

Hand 5: all fold preflop

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (4 handed) link

SB ($36.50)
Hero ($94.50)
Button ($5.09)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Button is all-in ($1.09), Hero calls.

Turn: (6.09 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (6.09 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 6.09 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 2h Ac (two pairs, aces and twos.)
Button has Ah Kh (a pair of aces.)
Hero wins 5.71 BB.


Bye bye now! I never would have played this so if button was not short stacked, but a lot of players seem to try to give away their last few chips when they get low, and I figured he was doing that here.

What a delightful way to make $55 in 5 minutes!

KingOtter · #**103** 09-18-2005, 05:21 PM

It seems I've entered another downturn. This is really getting old.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 max, 9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, MP2 folds, SB calls, BB folds, Hero raises, MP1 calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, MP1 folds, SB calls.

River: (7.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 4h 4d (full house, fours full of sixes).
Hero has 7c Ac (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins 15.50 BB. 

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, CO calls, 1 fold, Hero completes, BB raises, MP calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP bets, CO calls, Hero raises, BB folds, MP calls, CO calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP calls, CO calls.

River: (10 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: 
MP has 8c Ks (two pair, kings and threes).
CO has Qc Qs (full house, queens full of threes).
Hero has Tc Jc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: CO wins 13 BB.

KingOtter · #**104** 09-18-2005, 10:28 PM

Oh... My .... God.... the hits keep on coming.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 max, 8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (13.50 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, Button raises, UTG+1 folds, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (10.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

River: (14.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Tc Td (full house, aces full of tens).
Button has Ad 7d (four of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Button wins 16.75 BB.

Greg J · #**105** 09-18-2005, 10:31 PM

Jesus obviously hates you. Oh, and you most certainly suck at life.

Best wishes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Greg

KingOtter · #**106** 09-18-2005, 10:34 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Jesus obviously hates you. Oh, and you most certainly suck at life.

Best wishes [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Greg

[/ QUOTE ]

Goes without saying. I'd take a break from poker, but ... I don't know what else I would do!

KO

Redd · #**107** 09-19-2005, 10:02 PM

Maybe this is why everyone's bitching about 1/2 and downswings. Anyone know how to actually seperate the bad luck from the bad play in the disparity between potential profit/profit? I want my $700.

deception5 · #**108** 09-19-2005, 10:58 PM

Villian is 54/44/1.7.

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero calls, 1 fold, UTG calls.

Flop: (7 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG folds, CO calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

River: (15 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19 BB

 Villian shows A7o

hemstock · #**109** 09-20-2005, 02:24 AM

My worst hands over the last 2 days. Somehow I'm still breaking even

scotty34 · #**110** 09-20-2005, 03:57 AM

So I didn't exactly lose this hand, but god damn I wanted to kill this guy after.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

River: (5 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7 BB

Result
Hero has Qh Ad (straight, ace high).
BB has 4h 4d (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 3.50 BB. BB wins 3.50 BB.