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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
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Ok, so I meet this girl. She is pretty cool, extremely mellow, and extremely fun to be with. We have been dating for about 3 weeks and everything has been going great. We go out tonight, play some pool and have some drinks. I walk her up to her door and she invites me in. I never been to her place before, so I decided to check it out. We start making out and we did the "nasty." I take my condom off and throw it in the wastebin near her nightstand and then she tells me to take a shower. I thought it was weird of her telling me to take a shower, but I thought nothing of it. I come out of the shower and she goes in and takes a shower. Now comes the weird part. I start sitting on her bed from boredom and noticed the condom is missing from the wastebin. I just thought that she threw it away somewhere else because it was looked really gross to guests or her parents to see a used rubber sitting on top of the garabage. So I wonder around her apartment and go inside her fridge to get a beer. I grabbed a budweiser, but then I noticed somewhere really strange. There were a bunch of used condoms in the dairy compartment. I WAS IN SHOCK! There were about 13 of them total and they were tied at the ends with those tiny metal wires you use to tie the ends of a trash bag. Should I bring this up to her? Should I forget that I saw this? Does this means she is crazy and I should just leave? Any suggestions would be great. [/ QUOTE ] put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them onto a glass slide. then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. |
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put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them onto a glass slide. then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. [/ QUOTE ] bwahahahahhahaha WTF lol btw: BS on the story |
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I read a news article about a story like this that got taken to court. If I remember correctly, they ruled that the sperm was a gift to the woman and it was hers to do with it what she wants.
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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
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I read a news article about a story like this that got taken to court. If I remember correctly, they ruled that the sperm was a gift to the woman and it was hers to do with it what she wants. [/ QUOTE ] I prefer to leave my gifts un-wrapped. |
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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
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I read a news article about a story like this that got taken to court. If I remember correctly, they ruled that the sperm was a gift to the woman and it was hers to do with it what she wants. [/ QUOTE ] nope, not in a condom. btw yes i am dead serious about the tabasco |
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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
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then observe the sperm battle royale under microscope. [/ QUOTE ] hehe You'd be torn though. I mean, you'd want yours to win, but if it does, does that mean it gets to fertilise a psycho? |
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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
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put on some rubber gloves, open the condoms, and pour the contents of all thirteen of them into a glass. then observe the crazy bitch drink it all [/ QUOTE ] FYP ewww. nasty fyp. |
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Re: Wierdest experience of my life. Dont know what to do.
Whats her myspace link?
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