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Old 11-10-2005, 04:43 PM
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Default Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..

OK, so I'm semi-famous for laying some monster logs. My brother has exaggerated to friends about my abilities, implying such things as me "saving it up" for 2 weeks at a time. This is not true, but for an averaged sized individual, I've laid some monster logs. 6'0" 185 pounds. Not the logs...that's my size. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I estimate my longest to be between 12"-13", intact. It spanned from back to front in the toilet, like a chocolate bridge over the poop water. I cannot estimate it's weight, but I imagine it was in excess of 20 solid ounces.

My line of work involves measuring constantly, so my eyeballed-estimation is definitely accurate.

If memory serves, this one I laid was either a triple, or quadruple flush.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:45 PM
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Last year my roomate laid one that we measured at 14-15 inches. We actually measured it with a tape, I know it wasn't 100% accurate but probably pretty close to that range.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:46 PM
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WTF
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:48 PM
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Default Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..

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Last year my roomate laid one that we measured at 14-15 inches. We actually measured it with a tape, I know it wasn't 100% accurate but probably pretty close to that range.

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Funny, I wouldn't even want to *see* another human's excrement, let alone get close enough to measure it.

Has word gotten out that [censored] is out of town? This is the only explanation I have for the myriad of horrible horrible threads I've had to read today. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:50 PM
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WTF

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I didn't post in the wrong forum, did I? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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I think this is a job for

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Old 11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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Come on man, it's just a little toilet-humor. Trying to add a little levity to the topic!

Is Nut-sack Man a large log-layer as well?
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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goodbye KSteel #2

(LOL, i just made a joke on accident)
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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I couldn't miss this [censored] of epic proportions, it was probably a once in a life time opportunity.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:54 PM
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if this thread gets locked K Deel banned from OOT it will be a large oversight.

btw why is "Log" capitalized?
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