Best cab driver stories

[Phoenix1010]

Everyone's got a great one. Unfortunately, I can't remember my best so I'll just give the one from tonight.

Me: Hey how much did your cat cost?
My friend: I dunno, it was like 220 total.
Cabbie (out of nowhere): I hope she came with lube!
2 seconds of silence
Cabbie: Whoa where did that come from?

Later,

Cabbie: Yeah I gotta take my bitch to the movies one of these days, I can call her my bitch since we've been living together for 3 years, what do you guys recommend?


I'll try to remember some stories from back in the City (there's a cabbie named Butt Arie who we had a lot of fun with), what you guys got?