How to get a refund from Walmart..........

[Myrtle]

How to get a refund from Walmart

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH My NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager in front of
growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks:
"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms! up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!

And doing so draws an even larger crowd! In shock, the store Manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

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