Cat food and dog food for a month- 10K

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For $1000 I will provide a list of special seasonings which will make the cat or dog food actually taste good when used in the right amounts and combinations. Sort of like the "secret special sauce" used by some pizza chains, but tweaked to bring out the best true flavors of cat or dog food (beef-based cat or dog foods only, no fish or chicken-based).

I have Italian, Mexican, and Pot-Roast special-seasoning formulas available, so you or your friend could enjoy a variety of fine-tasting dishes. Just sprinkle and mix well with the cat or dog food, microwave for 3 minutes, and voila!: food nearly fit to be served in America's finest restaurants.

Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't release these formulas even for $1000, as I might be able to win a lot more than that with them in prop bets, and the development process was long and tedious, involving much trial and error.