What is the dumbest thing you have done for a girl?

ThaSaltCracka · #1 10-26-2005, 10:51 PM

Personally, I haven't done anything to stupid, just [censored] like trying to enjoy certain lame ass douche [censored] that chicks seem to like (movies, music, TV, etc.), but I am willing to be some of you have done some absurd [censored]. Anyone kill for a girl? Get a tat? Bone a donkey? This is the place for you to expose yourself for our amusement.

Please note: As long as you didn't physically harm someone, anything that you did that resulted in you getting ass, you should not be ashamed to post.

tonypaladino · #2 10-26-2005, 11:03 PM

I was piss drunk, and at the time was walking with a cane because I had broken my foot. We were smking outside a bar and there was a Japanses resturant next door, with a set of sake cups in a display case. (The place was closed.) So the girl was like, "Oh, I wish I had sake cups like those" So I was like "OK" and took my cane and smashed the glass case open.

#3 10-26-2005, 11:26 PM

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I was piss drunk, and at the time was walking with a cane because I had broken my foot. We were smking outside a bar and there was a Japanses resturant next door, with a set of sake cups in a display case. (The place was closed.) So the girl was like, "Oh, I wish I had sake cups like those" So I was like "OK" and took my cane and smashed the glass case open.

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You really go after what you want don't you?

ThaSaltCracka · #4 10-27-2005, 01:43 AM

OK, so far Tony P has done the most irrational thing. There has to be someone out there that has him beat.

PoBoy321 · #5 10-27-2005, 01:45 AM

Come on, someone in here must have fallen madly in love with their high school English teacher who then manipulated him into killing her husband. Anyone?

#6 10-27-2005, 01:48 AM

Um, I took an F in my philosophy class to debunk the rumor that I was sleeping with the professor.

I was. she was hot... british, and looked like elizabeth hurley, except with grey eyes and a skinnier face.

dated her for a year, I guess it was worth it.

Monty · #7 10-27-2005, 01:56 AM

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Um, I took an F in my philosophy class to debunk the rumor that I was sleeping with the professor.

I was. she was hot... british, and looked like elizabeth hurley, except with grey eyes and a skinnier face.

dated her for a year, I guess it was worth it.

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Who did you show your grades to to prove you weren't sleeping with her?

Bork · #8 10-27-2005, 02:01 AM

Debunking true rumors about [censored] your hot professor is a good thing?!

ClaytonN · #9 10-27-2005, 02:10 AM

I can't beat tony. That's like Belushi-quality humor.

#10 10-26-2005, 11:03 PM

Quit doing drugs. Then once I realized it was going to be a LJBF relationship, the friendship ceased while the consumption commenced. Don't do stupid [censored] for women, they'll walk all over your ass. I see it with a roommate every day.