I love getting heckled in SNGs (NC)

[downtown]

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The #1 response we all get from pushbotting is:
"It works every time but once."

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I am not joking, I would pay $500 if I never had to read that again in a SNG. I ususally don't reply, but if I do I write, "ok gl."

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send me $500 and then hit the "show no chat" button on whatever poker server you're using.

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"The check is in the mail."

[citanul]

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"The check is in the mail."

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boooo.

it was gonna be keyboards and mice on me for sngers in need.

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[pooh74]

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I get heckled probably 1 out of every 3 SNGs I play.



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That means your ITM is at LEAST 33%

[AtticusFinch]

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Were you guys aware that I am the "worst player in the world," the "biggest fish at the 55s" and the "shittiest player to ever play poker"

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How is that possible? I'm all of those. There can be only one.

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I am glad these people help out my 18 % consistent ROI at the 55 wirh their advice.

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Mine's only 16%. I feel so inadequate.

[kevstreet]

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i'm not sure what the best way to end it is..

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My normal closing statement is:

"I'm sorry, I'm new... I'll try harder next time" It's usually followed by 20 seconds of silence and then "xxxx you you mother xxxxxx" or something endearing like that.

[AtticusFinch]

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I get heckled probably 1 out of every 3 SNGs I play.



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That means your ITM is at LEAST 33%

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You owe me a new keyboard, too, pooh.

[citanul]

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I am glad these people help out my 18 % consistent ROI at the 55 wirh their advice.

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Mine's only 16%. I feel so inadequate.

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yeah atticus, your penis is miniscule.

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[barry111]

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If I just keep my name the same old color, pretty soon it will be one of kind...pretty neat eh? Sort of like the "cheap guy" who wants a personalized license plate (vanity plate) so he changes his name to 82U-43T

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should <font color="orange"> pooh74
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<font color="pink"> LunchMeat </font>

[SCfuji]

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Hero: Want to play some HU? Name the stakes.

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me and my buddy play 2v2 starcraft a bunch and win 95% of our pubby games. almost every single game we get the "1v1? 1v1?" questions. similar, except you beat the vilain =] AND asked for the 1v1.

I was told my pic on poker stars looks like corky from life goes on.