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Old 11-15-2005, 01:49 AM
Irieguy Irieguy is offline
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Monstrous boobies are monstrously overrated.


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This is awful. I shall use the immortal words of Joe Dirt to point out the flaw in this line of thinking:

Kicking Wing: Why is that good?

Joe Dirt: Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.


I'm not a fan of pinot noir, but I can appreciate the fact that the grape can produce magnificent wines... so I would never publicly say that pinots are overrated.

Tsk, tsk, blue.

Irieguy
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:05 AM
Mr_J Mr_J is offline
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It's ok, they haven't seen the special jerry springer episodes where the girls boobs weigh as much as the chicks themselves.

I remember a baywatch episode I saw as a kid. They had a concert on the beach or something and there was this chick in a red top jumping up and down. It was amazing.
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:27 AM
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Monstrous boobies are monstrously overrated.

Young cute chicks making out? Yeah...need some animation [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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<font color="white">...but maybe I just say that because I get to play with a big set any time I want.</font>
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: My avatar didn\'t even last 24 hours

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Monstrous boobies are monstrously overrated.


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This is awful. I shall use the immortal words of Joe Dirt to point out the flaw in this line of thinking:

Kicking Wing: Why is that good?

Joe Dirt: Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.


I'm not a fan of pinot noir, but I can appreciate the fact that the grape can produce magnificent wines... so I would never publicly say that pinots are overrated.

Tsk, tsk, blue.

Irieguy

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I couldn't have said it any better myself. vnh sir
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:55 AM
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Default Re: My avatar didn\'t even last 24 hours

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Monstrous boobies are monstrously overrated.


[/ QUOTE ]

This is awful. I shall use the immortal words of Joe Dirt to point out the flaw in this line of thinking:

Kicking Wing: Why is that good?

Joe Dirt: Well, huh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.


I'm not a fan of pinot noir, but I can appreciate the fact that the grape can produce magnificent wines... so I would never publicly say that pinots are overrated.

Tsk, tsk, blue.

Irieguy

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The Pinots are sitting beautifully in a bowl in the kitchen. I walk in from a hard day's work, see the robust, glistening grapes begging to be eaten. I begin to salivate, foregoing the usual salutations to my girlfriend to go dig in. I grab a bunch, pick one...but alas...they're fookin wax! Fakes! Yuk...

Yeah, nice to look at, but I like puttin em in my mouth dude!
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:59 AM
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surely i'm not the only person who was sitting around thinking about what a 10 foot tall blue footed [censored] would like like, right?

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Old 11-15-2005, 03:08 AM
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my g/f's [censored] are fackin huge, but I'm not really much into them. i'm an ass guy. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:30 AM
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my g/f's [censored] are fackin huge, but I'm <font color="red"> [deleted "not"]</font> really much into them. i'm an ass guy. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Old 11-15-2005, 04:05 AM
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Ive always been a believer in "All you need is a handful"
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Old 11-15-2005, 04:12 AM
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Ive always been a believer in "All you need is a <font color="red">mouthful</font>"

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