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email I just got about Wal-Mart Wine (O/T, obviously)
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new
discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). |
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Re: email I just got about Wal-Mart Wine (O/T, obviously)
[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Of course, a lot of Wal-Marts are in places where package liquor sales are not allowed (I live in one of those places [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]). Not that I'd want to buy cheap hooch from Wally World anyway. |
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Re: email I just got about Wal-Mart Wine (O/T, obviously)
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
That works for you rednecks, but does the wine go with our polar bear and beaver sandwiches? |
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Re: email I just got about Wal-Mart Wine (O/T, obviously)
Isn't Sam's Choice Cola the best anywhere? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
I'm sure the wine would be just as good. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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