Have sex with an 80-year-old or be killed - who do you choose

Octogenarian p0rn is great. Try it.

Seriously, the answer is hit the 80 year old and it's not even debatable.

This should be more like, "Would you bang a granny or lose the third toe on your foot?"

That would yield less disparity in the answers.

[Matt Flynn]

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I choose......... your grandma.

you sick puppy.

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Best to start working out then. You gotta look good for my grandma.

[theben]

death

[theben]

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50% of OOT would probably WILLINGLY have sex with an 80 year old.

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LOLOLOLOLOL. you would! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Bulldog]

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This was inspired by the favorite tequila thread.

No choice, you either die a horrible death or pick any octogenarian ever, historical or current, to have sex with. No necrophilia - you get the lady in her post-80 prime, alive and well.

Obviously if Sophia Lauren makes it to 80 she is the choice.

Force me to a quick decision and Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies is lookin' real good. Admit it you'd hit it.

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Another one too stupid to be a polltard. Just plain "tard"?

[felson]

This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack.

[Matt Flynn]

It's called a spoof.

sex with an 80 year old baby!

[Matt Flynn]

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This is a tough choice. On the one hand, I don't want to die. On the other hand, I am pretty sure that having sex with an 80-year-old will give her a heart attack.

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Some sex gods will have to hold back a bit for safety. Otherwise don't be fooled. Granny gets some too.

Sue Johansen

And make the question worse by forcing your eyes open with the lights on the whole time.

If she takes her teeth out, she probably gives great helmet.