Most irritating things you've experienced in a game...

[steamboatin]

I coming to Vegas in September, I'll PM you before we leave, I'd like to come play where you deal,

PS: I'll be wearing a cup, just in case I piss you off between now and September.

[Rasputin]

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I'm a lurker, but I want to throw one out there too.

I'm a young female. I play low limits, and I'm told I come off a little "aggressive" at the table sometimes, so I work hard at being friendly. I ask people how they are, where they're from, that kinda stuff. Anything to not seem like a b*tch.

But I also seem to make "friends" at the table. That's usually ok. But if one more creepy old man touches my leg while I'm playing poker, or another young guy hints at what I could be doing with him after the game, I'm going to pull an Al Capone on him.

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Tell them you don't have any respect for anyone who doesn't play poker better than you and you just can't get friendly with people you don't respect.

Then wait until you have the stone cold nuts and take your bra off and put it in the pot. They'll get the idea and you'll get their chips.

[regisd]

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Good for you. I've always been a total gentleman with the ladies. It's just the guys I prefer to kick in the nuts first, then ask questions later.

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and it's easier to kick a guy in the nuts than to kick a chick in the oves.

[coffeecrazy1]

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Good for you. I've always been a total gentleman with the ladies. It's just the guys I prefer to kick in the nuts first, then ask questions later.

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and it's easier to kick a guy in the nuts than to kick a chick in the oves.

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Or, for that matter, the nuts.

[Trainwreck]

Must have been one of hundreds of Station's casino poker room regular NITS, there just for the friggin jackpots.

Actually I love those guys/ladies who don't even bet the best hand and we all should!

I applaud their bad habit!

Playing N/L like I do though, it's even nicer, when they just smooth call/check even the river with the best possible hand. Watch out for flop and turn smooth calling ROCKS!

We're at the table for different reasons, that's all it is, it's obviously not for the $, or their brains are so NUMB'd they don't even realize it.

After that hand, I'd say something like: 'Where's the cocktail waitress, another DOUBLE BRANDY for my new friend, please!' [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I've had to learn to ignore the rantings of geezers for my own sanity, sometimes they NEVER shut up. 'Table change please!'


>TW<