A public Service announcement for Americans.

[jkkkk]

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So OP, are you saying Burberry is cheap-priced or that it is unfashionable?

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Both.

I quite seriously take an instant dislike to anyone who looks like a chav and Burberry is there trademark choice of clothing. My stereo-typing might sound wrong, but I think anyone on this board who lives in any remotely chavvy part of England will agree with me.

[RunDownHouse]

What's the difference between Burberry and plaid? It just looks like a plaid pattern to me.

[britspin]

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It's very simple really - the OP did a decent job. A minger/ munter is hanging, rough, wouldn't touch her with yours mate. Often fat, not necessarily so. Will definately sleep with you, provided the ten pints necessary to do so have not caused brewers droop and saved you from yourself.
Chavs are common and [censored] and often have babies that they push around supermarkets while smoking. They like Burberry, spangly things, Malibu (the drink, not the beach), football, tracksuits, zooped up but still crappy cars and the people that drive them (other chavs). They go on holiday to Greece and get their breasts out in bars. They wear pink tops on Saturday nights that ride up over the course of the evening as they drink more Malibu and reveal a slightly overhanging stomachs. Most of them do in fact ming, but may or may not shag you. They tend to stick to their own species. They also like having loud arguments with their chav boyfriends in shopping malls.
Pikeys nick stuff, like Scousers.
Tarts are like nice versions of slags. Usually older. Not necessarily pejorative to call someone a 'dozy tart'. Can be a term of endearment in some circles. Unlike 'slag'. Calling someone a slag is not good, especially if they are one. Depending on how much of a chav they are, they might kick you or throw Malibu at you. Both slags and tarts have probably made a few trips to the GUM clinic, but tarts have a sense of humour about it. Slags are just, well, slags.
Easy.

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All the above is corect, except it can occassionally be correct for one man to call another man a slag as a term of approbation.. but only if you know him well enough.

Test your vocab on the following.

Bloke 1: Ricky, you slag! how's it going, wanker? I saw you trying to cop off with that bird last week

Bloke 2: Yeah, proper swamp donkey she was, still i had the beer goggles on so any hole's a goal!

bloke 1: You *c_unt*, that's my sister you're talking about...

bloke 2 *gulps*

bloke 1: Ahhhh you tart, had you shitting your kecks then, Wanker!

[beenben]

your explanation contains additional terms we yanks don't understand:

munter or a swamp donkey. A proper ten-pinter- huh??

ned- huh??


no-mark; Council estates - huh???

If you don't know what "munted" means, you need to watch the Shaun of the Dead commentary.

[diebitter]

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your explanation contains additional terms we yanks don't understand:

munter or a swamp donkey. A proper ten-pinter- huh??

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Ugly woman. (need to drink ten pints before you'd do it).


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ned- huh??

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ned=chav


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no-mark; Council estates - huh???

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no-mark - someone with no worth at all, and will never have any.

council estate - er, something like 'project' I think

[diebitter]

Advice from the UK on conducting a threesome with your GF+one - seems in keeping with the spirit of this thread.

Public Service Announcement For Europeans:

While making a public service announcement for Americans, please use language that we might be able to understand.

Thank you.

[diebitter]

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Public Service Announcement For Europeans:

While making a public service announcement for Americans, please use language that we might be able to understand.

Thank you.

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Monosyllabic?

EDIT: Oh, my bad. "Small words", I meant.

[shant]

Are you guys really missing the joke where he explains his foreign slang in even more foreign slang?