I finished my 1,000 SNG quest

[drapes]

CLEARLY that is a typo.

RIGHT?

(There may or may not be some 2+2ers who would rather chew off their own legs at the knee than think about children. We wouldn't want to scare them from the wonderful joys of parenting, now would we?)

RIGHT?

[The Yugoslavian]

Just have curtains work 1 extra hour per day...as STT champion he should clear that extra $$ in like 1 year. Every year you can have another baby.

Ship it!

Yugoslav

[microbet]

People in the $11s - I'm just kidding.

Seriously though, I have her in the basement sewing Nikes.

[drapes]

Good for you. It's important to get as much rakeback from your kids as possible.

(Dogs don't talk back. Or go to college.)

[maddog2030]

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Just have curtains work 1 extra hour per day...as STT champion he should clear that extra $$ in like 1 year. Every year you can have another baby.

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I say they just churn out the kids and have them set up in an SNG playing sweatshop by age 2. These kids will pay for themselves.

Get 'em early.

Edit: Damnit. Didnt' see microbet's post.

[microbet]

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(Dogs don't talk back. Or go to college.)

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I'm trying to help you out. You want kids right?

I'm certainly not going to try and help someone pay $2k for a dog.

[The Yugoslavian]

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(Dogs don't talk back. Or go to college.)

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I'm trying to help you out. You want kids right?

I'm certainly not going to try and help someone pay $2k for a dog.

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What if you get to drop kick/punt it afterwards on a football field through goal posts?

Yugoslav

[drapes]

Good point. Guess the dog's going to college after all. And the kids can stay home and play games all day.

(We're getting a very rare German Water Dog (don't tell Curtains that it's just a standard poodle without a stupid haircut!) and they can be so f'd up genetically, that we'd rather get a healthy $2k dog than a $500 one that requires a billion in surgeries.) Whoo-hoo! I'm getting a puppy!

[microbet]

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What if you get to drop kick/punt it afterwards on a football field through goal posts?

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Not sure I get your joke, maybe a reference I'm not getting. But, insofar as it relates to kicking dogs; dogs aren't for kicking.

From the dictionary:

Cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

[4T25Q85]

when is this thread going to to get back to ZJs accomplishment and off overpriced dogs and 2 year olds sucking out on me at the $11s [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]