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Old 11-30-2005, 09:26 PM
Ten7offsuit Ten7offsuit is offline
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Default FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

Unbelievable. First Party, now Pokerstars too.

No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2005/11/29 - 21:01:22 (ET)
Table '15817068 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (1295 in chips)
Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (1705 in chips)
DutchBoydFan: posts small blind 25
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DutchBoydFan [2s 3s]
DutchBoydFan: raises 100 to 150
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4s 6s]
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks
DutchBoydFan: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 4s 6s] [Qh]
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks
DutchBoydFan: bets 150
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [Kc 4s 6s Qh] [5s]
LegendMan42: bets 995 and is all-in
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I HAVE A STRAIGHT FLUSH"
DutchBoydFan said, "READY TO FEEL THESE NUTZ IN YA MOUTH?"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I GOT THE STONECOLD NUTS YOU LOSER"
DutchBoydFan said, "THX 4 UR $$ CHUMP"
DutchBoydFan said, "I THINK IM JUST GONNA ENJOY THIS WIN BEFORE CALLING"
DutchBoydFan said, "YOU PLAYED AWFUL THIS WHOLE TIME, PATHETIC REALLY"
DutchBoydFan said, "GG BYE BYE DONK"
DutchBoydFan said, "TIME TO CALL"
DutchBoydFan said, "SHIP IT YOU FISH"
DutchBoydFan: calls 995
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: shows [7s 8s] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
DutchBoydFan: shows [2s 3s] (a straight flush, Two to Six)
GangstaPokaMastaXXX collected 2590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2590 | Rake 1000
Board [Kc 4s 6s Qh 5s]
Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (big blind) showed [6s 7s] and won (2590) with a straight flush, Four to Eight
Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (button) (small blind) showed [2s 3s] and lost with a straight flush, Two to Six

GangstaPokaMastaXXX said, "i owned yo ass! u stupidass n*gga! don't f*ck with the gangstapokamasta bitch!"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CK YOU YOU STUPID FISH"
DutchBoydFan said, "ALL THESE FISH CHASING AND GETTING LUCKY ON THE RIVER"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING RIVERSTARS, THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN PARTY"
DutchBoydFan said, "WHAT F*CKING JOKE"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING JOPKE"
DutchBoydFan said, "I HATE YOU LEE JONES"
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:29 PM
ZenMusician ZenMusician is offline
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Default Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

Poster 'Ten7offsuit' has had his posting privileges removed.

-ZEN
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:29 PM
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A+ for the chat.
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:38 AM
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Default Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

thank you, that was the funniest thing i have read all week...i actually laughed outloud...although i must say the ending was a bit predictable...you should have avoided giving away the ending in the title...but still well done sir.
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:53 AM
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f*ck the week, this is by far the funniest thing i've read in months, no contest.

my face is numb...
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:57 AM
Iq75 Iq75 is offline
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omg, this must be the funniest thing that i have ever read.
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Old 12-01-2005, 05:26 AM
peritonlogon peritonlogon is offline
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Default Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

Shenanigans
This is not funny, it's a poor take on sponger's

besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is.

Shenanigans

Next time when you edit your hand history, edit the show down AND the summary
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:04 AM
DRD66 DRD66 is offline
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Default Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:37 AM
riverboatking riverboatking is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is.

[/ QUOTE ]

it may very well be a forgery...however you should work on your reading skills.

board is 456 all spades
23 vs 78 of spades...that much is pretty simple.

kinda sucks when you try and talk shi.t to someone and you fuc.k it up huh?
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:44 AM
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Default Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND

riverbotking,

Look at the whole hand history.

Peace out,
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