Why are you going to hell?

Klepton · #1 10-12-2005, 02:06 AM

I can't think of a god one right now, but this topic was just to good to pass up. I was reminded of this topic when i read my brother's post:

'i once saw a hot chick in a wheelchair. I told my friends she's a "butter wheelchair"

so why are you going to hell?

jdl22 · #2 10-12-2005, 02:10 AM

I don't believe in God.

PoBoy321 · #3 10-12-2005, 02:12 AM

I met a beautiful woman one night. We exchanged glances, I whispered sweet nothings into her ear. I brought her back to my place and we made sweet passionate love for hours. The next morning, as we watched the sun rise outside of my bedroom window, I looked at her in my arms and I said "I love everything about you. Your eyes, your hair, the way your nose crinkles when you laugh and most of all, your accent." She looked at me and said "Mnyahfalanbramyanha."

So yeah, I [censored] a retard.

Sponger15SB · #4 10-12-2005, 02:22 AM

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I don't believe in God.

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Before Klepton posted this topic he asked me on AIM...

Klepton (10:56:17 PM): hey, do you have a good reason for why you are going to hell?
Sponger (10:56:25 PM): no belief in god?

ZeeJustin · #5 10-12-2005, 02:23 AM

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I don't believe in God [or hell].

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Richard Tanner · #6 10-12-2005, 02:26 AM

Ha! that's barely second circle, I used to hit on girls fresh out of the abortion clinic.

On the serious side: Athiest.

Cody

Cody

CardSharpCook · #7 10-12-2005, 02:29 AM

CodyCody, are you aware that your name tag says Richard Tanner?

WHy am I going to Hell? A complete inability to be the person that I want to be. Failure to serve God in any meaningful way.

Richard Tanner · #8 10-12-2005, 02:31 AM

CSC, Holy [censored]!!! My tag says Richard on it, well [censored] me sideways.
That said, my name is Richard Tanner, but I've always gone by Cody. As for the Cody^2 thing, well I'm just a moron that typed it twice.

Cody

Klepton · #9 10-12-2005, 02:33 AM

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CSC, Holy [censored]!!! My tag says Richard on it, well [censored] me sideways.
That said, my name is Richard Tanner, but I've always gone by Cody. As for the Cody^2 thing, well I'm just a moron that typed it twice.

Cody

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why would anyone anywhere in the world ever want to go by cody?

tdarko · #10 10-12-2005, 02:35 AM

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no belief in god

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i don't see this as a reason to go to hell whether there is a heaven or not.