B&M: Telling Mr. Helpful to shut up

[imported_bingobazza]

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"Hey Mike Sexton, STFU k thx" usually works well.

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[RydenStoompala]

Let me take a swing at this...

"Thank goodness this game has so many rules...like the one that forbids players from opening their cake holes while others are in a hand. If it wasn't for that rule, the game would suck."

"You seem like you know this game. Tell me, on what planet do they play the version where somebody can coach another player during a hand? Maybe it's not another planet...maybe it's in prison?"

"Fetal Alcholol Syndrone. You cannot help talking. Your entire nervous system is screwed up. I'll bet you crap yourself twice a night and we don't even know it."

"What do Phil Helmuth and you have in common? Nothing. We'd all like to kill you whereas Helmuth could probably get away with a bad beating."

Next time he's in a hand and you know what he's playing: "Mind if I tell everyone you played Ace-Jack suited? I'm sure they can read you like a book too, but I really love the way you've introduced real-time hand analysis to our game."

Thankyouverymuch.

[vexvelour]

Thanks for all the suggestions, I really appreciate it. I definetly enjoyed "Hey Mike Sexton, STFU k thx" and "Mind if I tell everyone you played Ace-Jack suited? I'm sure they can read you like a book too, but I really love the way you've introduced real-time hand analysis to our game."