What to get chick for birthday?

[chaas4747]

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Show up at her doorstep butt naekid except for bow-tie and cufflinks.

Shell love it.

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How do you attach the cuff links?

[tworooks]

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Cook her a nice meal. Find out what her favorite food is and make it for her. This way you can go all out romantic if you want a chance to take things to the next level

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she likes rolled tacos with guacamole, but its a little brithday party at the beach with other people there.

maybe i shouldnt even go, theres not even gonna be a pinata, how gay

[DemonDeac]

just roll outside her bedroom window with a gigantic boombox and play Peter Gabriel's "Your Eyes" holding the box above your head and just stare at her window



works every time

[surfdoc]

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oh and i wont be able to stick it in her pooper.

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What a total bummer.

[jakethebake]

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oh and i wont be able to stick it in her pooper.

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What a total bummer.

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Yes. Why are you friends with a girl who's pooper will never be available?

[RacersEdge]

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just roll outside her bedroom window with a gigantic boombox and play Phil Collins's "Your Eyes" holding the box above your head and just stare at her window



works every time

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That'd be Peter Gabriel I believe..

[xadrez]

Its like if you cut everything off a dress-shirt except for the wrist part, then attach cufflinks. Didnt really explain that too well either time, but basically tworooks will look like a chippendale.

[swede123]

Oops, I didn't realize you were the cyber nanny guy. My advice was aimed at someone with a little more freedom in their life, and also someone who's aiming at a girl who's favorite food is something slightly more sophisticated than tacos with guacamole.

Swede

[tbach24]

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Comp her at your home casino.

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Clearly the answer.

[Zoltri]

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What to get chick for birthday?

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Another chick.