Anyone want to play a bonus $5000 freeroll on Paradise?

[parttimepro]

So I was playing on Paradise last night, and they had a special St. Patrick's Day promotion where they would randomly select tables. If you were sitting at that table and had a drink ordered (that weird Paradise thing where you can pretend to have a beer at the table), you'd get an entry into a freeroll on Saturday at 2 PM EST. This tournament is NL holdem, with $5000 in prizes. I got one, and I'm busy Sat. so I can't play it. I have no idea how many people got entries, but at the higher stakes NL games, I was the only one with a drink. This means either there will be a very small pool of entries, or the play will be very bad, or both.

Anybody want to play this for me? I'll send you my username and password (there's no money in the account), you'll play it, and if you win anything, we'll split it 50/50. Let me know in this thread if you're interested. I'll try to pick someone who's got some multitable experience and 2+2 credibility.