Advice for college

[Sponger15SB]

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I mean, its been the #1 party school in the country once or twice i think.

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Thanks to a bullshit rating system.

[Edge34]

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I mean, its been the #1 party school in the country once or twice i think.

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Thanks to a bullshit rating system.

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I guess you haven't heard of IU's massive porn collection. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Also, certainly schools like ASU and stuff are going to get them, but for IU to get the reputation it has in THAT city...they're doing something right.

[augie00]

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One more thing, avoid a relationship. Chances that you'll marry a college g/f are very slim. Have fun and hook up w/ any girl you want whenever you want.

And if you cheat on a g/f while on Spring Break, for god's sake do not tell her about it.

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This was covered in my "don't fall in love all women are whores" post.

Seriously. Don't fall in love. Seriously.

[1800GAMBLER]

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Best piece of advice I can give is don't be a puss when you have a hangover. This means that during the week, you go to class hungover if need be. On Saturday, get up and resume drinking after some KFC or whatever... don't stay in on Sat night just because Friday night was rough. On Sunday, study hungover. Don't skip practice if you're hungover, too. I faked a shoulder injury when I was too drunk to execute a flip turn (swimmer) once--the other 500 odd practices I got through no matter what my condition. And somebody said it, I'd suggest taking it easy on Sundays party-wise with the obvious exceptions of Super Bowl and the like, and getting some work done.
Anyhow, if you whine/decide sleep it off when you're hungover, it'll cut into your time a LOT because you'll be hungover a lot.

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Amen brother! That was my attitude! Be a man! It will pay dividends for years to come! I'm hungover at work right now, been here since 5am!



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[fimbulwinter]

1. do what you want
2. make friends with a 21YO girl who will buy you booze. fakes are for people with no social skills.
3. go to fraternity rush. even if you don't think you'll like it, at least take a look. don't commit to joining a house, just look and see with an open mind.
4. when you get girls, don't tell anyone. its like being a table coach- nobody cares and it will only screw you over in the future.
5. learn to make a good margarita out of bad starting materials. learn to throw a party in an hours notice. learn how to be wasted and likeable.
6. booze and weed if you wanna. all other drugs are for losers.
7. study for an hour each day, during the day, from day one. nights are for fun.

fim

[DemonDeac]

heres a good one:

learn drinking card games. i knew my fair share and it is awesome. girls like playing them and when ur controling the game explaining the rules telling people what to do, girls like it. gets girls drunk, gets you talking to drunk girls, gets you action (example: me Friday nite, bitches).

[MarkL444]

force yourself to get out of your room as much as possible, everything else will happen naturally.

[WackiRodeMyGayAz]

Don't get so drunk that you end up spelunking in the wrong cave.

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[PokerBob]

Transfer to UW-Madison. And it's not close.

[PokerBob]

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3. go to fraternity rush. even if you don't think you'll like it, at least take a look. don't commit to joining a house, just look and see with an open mind.

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And then gun down everyone you see.