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09-23-2005, 06:19 AM
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As sheep songs go - this is a classic
Macc Lads Lyrics - No Sheep Til Buxton
[ QUOTE ] Sheep shaggers.... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, Look for some pubs and up some minge. Couldn't find us no beer, We just found sheep, So [censored]' many put the Peter to sleep. There were sheep in the fields And under the trees, Sheep in the houses And under your feet. Sheep on the pavement Sheep in the car Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred. Sheep, sheep everywhere, The little wooly fuckers are all over the place, Sheep, sheep everywhere, We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face. Go. So this is what locals get up to at night. Trying to get anthrax, And make sure they use trite. Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram, And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb. Sheep [censored] on their foreskin and all over their suits, Little black berries in their wellington boots, Sheep [censored] on their trousers and all over their flies, Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob. Sheep, sheep everywhere. Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce. Sheep, sheep everywhere, We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law... Ooowow! Sheep, sheep everywhere, All the farmers daugters' got a sheepskin coat. Sheep, sheep everywhere, They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke. Sheep, sheep everywhere, Sheep, sheep everywhere [/ QUOTE ] Mack 
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#2
09-23-2005, 06:23 AM
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Re: As sheep songs go - this is a classic
Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven
[ QUOTE ] I’m not feeling alright today I’m not feeling that great I’m not catching on fire today love has started to fade I’m not going to smile today I’m not gonna laugh you're out living it up today I’ve got dues to pay And the grave-digger puts on the forceps The stone mason does all the work The barber can give you a haircut The carpenter can take you out to lunch I just want to play on my pan-pipes I just want to drink me some wine as soon as your born you start dying so you might as well have a good time Sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell Sheep go to heaven Goats… go to hell I don't wanna go to sunset strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to sunset strip I don't wanna go to sunset strip I don't wanna feel the emptiness Bold marquees with stupid band names I don't wanna go to sunset strip And the grave-digger puts on the forceps The stone mason does all the work The barber can give you a haircut The carpenter can take you out to lunch I just want to play on my pan-pipes I just want to drink me some wine As soon as your born you start dying So you might as well have a good time Sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell Sheep go to heaven Goats… go to hell And the grave-digger puts on the forceps The stone mason does all the work The barber can give you a haircut The carpenter can take you out to lunch I just want to play on my pan-pipes I just want to drink me some wine As soon as your born you start dying So you might as well have a good time Sheep go to heaven Goats go to hell Sheep go to heaven Goats… go to hell [x5] [/ QUOTE ]
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#3
09-23-2005, 05:54 PM
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I can\'t believe you guys don\'t like [censored] sheep songs. n/m
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#4
09-23-2005, 05:58 PM
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Re: As sheep songs go - this is a classic
wow, good work on this one. CAKE is one of my favorite bands and doesn't get nearly the respect it deserves.
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#7
09-23-2005, 07:54 PM
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Re: As sheep songs go - this is a classic
Sheep freak me out.
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