What do you say to Hellmuth?

[MoreWineII]

I'd ask to see his moobs.

[Sponger15SB]

Walk over to him and whisper in his ear "I'm going to [censored] kill you of you don't shut the [censored] up" and then walk back to your seat and pretend nothing happened.

[TheJackal]

"Donkey? Mr. Hellmuth I learned everything I know about poker by reading Play poker like the pros".

[BadVoodooX]

Option #1.

Following Doyle's example, remind him that we aren't at the TV table so he isn't going to get any of the additional camera time he thinks is so precious for being an ass.

Option #2.

Ask him if his mom is in the crowd. I would not want to bust him unless she's there so he can get his loser consolation hug from mommy like in 2003.

[Ilovephysics]

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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That was you?

[Smoothcall]

I would tell him make sure you play better than me before criticizing my play dopey.

[Scooterdoo]

Funny, that was the line I thought of too. Way to go!

[Nalapoint1]

Ask him if he would like YOUR autograph.

[Allinlife]

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I'd ask him who he is.

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nh

[sekrah]

I'd go up to him and shake his hand, and tell him it's an honor to be playing cards with a world class player.