You know you're a degenerate when... (Wynn Story)

[bugstud]

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No, a player thinking he has a tough decision in a FREEROLL would be a degenerate.

$300 still a lot of money to some of us.

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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I would argue it's generally -EV...

btw, good meeting you tonight.

[DarkKnight]

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No, a player thinking he has a tough decision in a FREEROLL would be a degenerate.

$300 still a lot of money to some of us.

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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Varience is very high though

[youtalkfunny]

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If the wife was that close to labor, its bad enough he was in a pokerroom.

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In the pre-cellphone days, I was carrying a rented beeper when my wife was due.

When that beeper went off to announce the imminent delivery of our second child, I was in a $4-8 game at the Luxor. Decided to play until my blind came around. Won a huge pot UTG. Told the dealer to deal around me, and started racking up.

Someone asked, "You're gonna leave right after winning that huge pot?"

"Yup. Gotta go, my wife's having a baby."

Everyone laughed.

"No, really, my wife really is having a baby."

They didn't believe me. They were convinced I was pulling the old hit and run.

[SA125]

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He actually thinks about wether to go to the hospital or stay in the tourney.

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Complete and total moronic a**hole. Someone said it's a lot of money to some people. If $330 means that much to you, you shouldn't be playing. Truly amazing how fuckn stupid some people can be. $330 poker tourney vs your wife in labor? Fckn amazing.

[HopeydaFish]

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

[Rduke55]

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

[TylerD]

calm down, dear

[HopeydaFish]

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby's organs can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

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Sorry, you're right. I fixed my post.

[Rduke55]

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby's organs can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

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Sorry, you're right. I fixed my post.

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I figured you were quoting "Raising Arizona"

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When that beeper went off to announce the imminent delivery of our second child, I was in a $4-8 game at the Luxor. Decided to play until my blind came around.

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That is just sad.