Big Ass Rant - Page 5

Smokey98 · #41 10-07-2004, 03:31 AM

So if it's not coincidence, then what is it?

uw_madtown · #42 10-07-2004, 03:35 AM

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So if it's not coincidence, then what is it?

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It's clearly divine intervention.

What did you do to piss off Jesus?

uw_madtown · #43 10-07-2004, 03:38 AM

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I deem your testicle size...

INSUFFICIENT!!

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huh?

oh, and speaking of balls? when are you getting off of bison's?

oh snap oh snap! no he didn't!

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ba-ZING!

COUNT IT!

... err, since when have I been on bison's balls?

I mean, I've been busting Jaran and Entity's balls. But I mean, that's just good fun.

jimymat · #44 10-07-2004, 03:45 AM

Hers the thing, eveyone complains about online being rigged. Then people come on and say yeah right, why would they rig it they dont have to. The truth of the matter is that no one on this web site or anywhere will ever know. Why is it so far fetched to think that maybe just maybe cards are distributed in such a fashion that more people "hit" the flop. People ask why would they do this? It has to do with pulling in a .50 rake or a $3.00 rake. Ive played lots of hours both online and B&M and the consistency of the flops that come down online is nothing like at the B&M. Wheres my proof you ask? Its in my stats. Two years worth to be exact. Online gambling should be used for entertainment purposes only in my opinion. There is no body that can prove 100% that it is rigged or not rigged. I challenge some of you carpal tunnel syndromers to visit a real card room and compare your results. I do not have to worry about any backlashes from this response because all my accounts have been closed for three monthes now. Its almost an eire Matrix like feeling. I keep waiting for the phone to ring but it never does. In the mean time I grind out at the boat and still take bad beats but at least i dont have to worry about some one coming over to my house and yanking the keyboard out of my hands anqwghy70 tphri;ndsl l23rj`12m HELP HELP HELP OH CRAP THERE HERE!!!!!!!!! online gambling is not rigged. please keep sending in your money. jimymat.

jimymat · #45 10-07-2004, 04:10 AM

Nobody can tell you what the Matrix is.You have to experience it for yourself.
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chesspain · #46 10-07-2004, 07:42 AM

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I'm not joking. I'm serious as hell. What part of this do you think that I would be joking about?

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The part where you failed to tell us that you haven't taken your medication for the past three days.

chesspain · #47 10-07-2004, 07:44 AM

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You are wrong. I play great poker.

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LikesToLose · #48 10-07-2004, 11:56 AM

I’m playing great poker.

That phrase. You keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

jaybee_70 · #49 10-07-2004, 01:23 PM

n/m

Michael Davis · #50 10-07-2004, 02:24 PM

Why? If you believe what you wrote originally, I don't understand why you don't believe this book. I was getting rammed on Party before I bought it; for a mere $15 (at that time), I was able to increase my hourly rate from -$2.65 to $3.40.

Look, El Diablo has already piped in on your side. He is one of the most respected posters on this site. Fighting against the rest of these hooligans is a tiresome waste of effort. They just don't understand. It's like trying to prove Earth is flat, some people will just never believe.

-Michael